Tweets

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: panerasexual)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

condorn:

do you think fish ever get thirsty

(Source: condom)